No. Tried that. It's not working. C'est la vie.
I've tried everything and it's fyckin annoying mr
Can't find it.
Including the possibility that Mike has a clutoris.
All eventualities must be taken into consideration.
I don't know. I seem unable to work this magic.
Why do some peeps avatars have a small green wedge in the top left corner, and some don't? This has been bugging me for months.
I like feminists. But I couldn't eat a whole one.
He has his own kind of peace, I think.
I sent flowers to Anastasia.
Showering twice a day? Crazy. This is a totally new obsession. I don't get it. I don't like showers and I use the bath every three days or so. I...
Andy Murray is retiring from tennis
I met someone on my dating site. We are talking seriously. Her name is Anastasia.
I took delivery of a weeks groceries. I have everything I need here so I'm staying in for a week and try and sort my head out some more. No more...
I prefer team sex.
I don't know. Men and their obsession with playing with balls. Don't mind a bit of tennis and football. But kind of bores me shitless.
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God tries his best. I think he prefers it when we don't bother him too much. He has a sense of irony, sarcasm even. Maybe God has a dark side too....
Que pasos?
I'm about to make a n Ardennes pate and tomato baguette and that will be the best ever right now because I'm really hungry.
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