Whoever made up the calendar was wrong It's New Years all year long Each year is a minute Only for the leaves in it
Dear Irminsul I never meant to be derogatory towards you at all. It was just a couple of jokes that went down the wrong way. I had forgotten what...
I really did get confused. And it was just a joke. I'm confused because there are three Tatyanas!
Whoops. I was on my dating site and nearly replied to you thinking you were Tatyana.
I have a jacket at the cleaners - go fetch it for me?
We give the devil a warm embrace And run like chickens from the dead But you wanna go to heaven when you D.I.E That's all right with me
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Panda panda Got broads in Atlanta
Someone who will go the extra mile for you.
I remember Richard Gere made a Nokia phone advert for magazines. He was pictured looking very mischievous with the tiny phone to his ear, and the...
Looking outside my window All I see is grey I'm watching the clouds roll by everyday And we make a reservation You say you'll be on time I say I...
I will name mine Maudlin
Good plot development, Hotwater.
Yes Hotwater. You should definitely write that blockbuster spy novel.
Interesting, and I can't entirely refute your proposition because the notion is so intangible, hard to quantify in actual terms, and has a whiff...
I want to create my own meme but I can't be arsed right now. Anyway it's a kitten with cream on its nose and the caption is "I just don't nose...
I'm so tired I CAN'T BE BOTHERED GOING TO BED
In other words - you'd quite like to?
But don't play them much.
Hemisemidemiquaver. I just love that word.
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