Drowns in 50,000 gallon vat of hash oil.
Falls in love with Rabid Porcupine
Wooden leg becomes infected with Dutch Elm Disease.
Hangnail
Light snack for Gamera
Jellybean Overdose.
Ostrich Stampede
Bizarre Gardening Accident This is Spinal Tap
Just read it as "deep-seated"
Simpson's: Canyonero Car of the Future :D
I was just kidding, eagle. My car's a 2.8L Audi A4 Quattro - British Racing Green; but you've got a bitchin Further Bus there. [img]
Just keep a squeeze bottle with vinegar in the bathroom. Cheaper and squeaky clean.
Mailorder Bride?[img] [img] [img]
Haha. We may want to keep a block of wood handy for it to bite down on.
Grammar police: "who's fucking who?" implies one is fucking thyself.
I want some punch, too!
New York style thin crust with mushrooms and onions. Lotsa sauce; easy on the cheese. As a kid I ate meat and would always get pepperoni, but...
Thanks for suggesting this film. Don't know how I'd never seen it til now. "Are you in pictures" was classic. Kinda saw it coming but not really.
It's like a dog blaming the cat for chasing it up a tree.
Normally I'd say I deserved it but I bought that pumpernickel with my own money, dammit!
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