I have him on my buddy list.
In all seriousness, I don't believe I'll live any longer than the age of 30.. It crosses my mind at least once a day.
Honestly, I don't think I'm bannable.. I behave myself. :p Not to mention, a lot of people here know my sense of humor is sometimes warped but...
I love morning sex.. Good lord, it's always freakin' huge.
It sounds like "some" male behavior to me.. Will a man EVER be satisfied with what he's got? Will anything ever be good enough? I'm thinking no....
30
If we ever have a threesome I'm definitely picking the chick. :p Omg, she's sooo perfect.. I want to fuck her with one of my toys until she...
Oh dear lord.. That's my type of "dream woman".. I would tie her to my bed for hours.. Omg, she's PERFECT! I can't put my lust into words.
I'd fuck me.
I think I have a cute/fun/feisty personality.. Besides, everyone knows I have a sense of humor, even if it is sometimes a little warped.. There's...
Yes, yes I know! :p
Cremated.
Yes well, good spelling/grammar is important to me.
"Suck it, bitch!"
It means your penis is small.. Why else would she be laughing? :p
You annoy me.
Sometimes I wonder, seeing as how it's been ages since I've had one. :&
I just shaved my mustache/ass this morning.. I'm good to go!
I love it when my partners milk me. *moooo*
When you don't have to ask someone else when the time is right.
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