Always double checks that the lemonade bottle top is tightly screwed on by giving it an extra twist with a large pair of rubber monkey grips.
aah..is it Mount Killer man jar o?
Hi, my name is Alex......Welcome to the best forum and gallery in the galaxy...welcome...to the family :)
Happy belated birthday squire, hope you had a smashing time...how was the Scotch?
This is the episode with the despair squid......it's a classic and must be seen. http://tvshack.net/tv/Red_Dwarf/season_5/episode_6/ All 3...
Get out
Looks over both shoulders and licks his front door key before he enters his beach front property in Pittsburgh.
Shit, I've just had a random thought..........and I liked it. It was a Friday
Horse riding killer jar of preserves?
Put on my cowboy hat get on all fours and shout yeeehaaaa!
We're having timed threads now?! Only in the UK threads could we see such innovation....marvelous.
I've been made redundant I was so worried that this was going to happen......it caused me to suffer from insomnia, I felt weak and tired....
Hey, this sounds very familiar. Me and my ex used to do this all the time for a couple of months. I'd wake up last and believe me I wasn't too...
Welcome to Britain man, I would suggest hitting the Welsh or Scottish mountians.....Cohed y brenin or one the 7stanes mountain ranges in...
Work does suck...yet we keep coming back for more...what's that all about?
I'm going to make my own alphebites stensil now you've said that....all 26 of them!
Heh heh...exactly that....not literally though, I don't get paid to wank(hmmmm). It's just that work is wank...that, and my friend from Plymouth...
Tie her up again and lock the door.....people just turning up uninvited.....I'm sick of it
Now we're talking..............you know, that would make a brilliant title for a book. Avec la question mark. Grrrr, back to wak!
By God, I'll be surprised if you haven't got it Maxi...and by God if it's right....I'm impressed. Fetch me my flippers, for I wish to etch my...
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