That's because eternal damnation is a joke.
To further clarify, when God pretends to be a demon within your mind, God is joking.
Perhaps you should read the bible before commenting upon it? exodus 23:27 "I will send my terror ahead of you and throw into confusion every...
You finally get it. Wow. The answer isn't 42. That is why I am here, Sahib, for your pleasure and intellectual delight. If you bring me to the...
I am not me. You should know that by now. :p Seriously though folks, should you take the word of someone who takes jokes seriously or...
It's not always right to accept something that can be improved upon. When walking up several flights of stairs to the top of an apartment...
Ok, I just go by the definition of words, you've known that for a long time now. Agnostic: a person who holds the view that any ultimate reality...
What if you put the fool on a crucifix on the south pole?
Or finally get the joke.
How 'bout I use it in a sentence for ya. A day not wasted is a day wasted.
Well, it is a joke. I mean, God can't seriously hold a creation responsible for what it does, God is responsible for everything. The whole...
You aren't s'posed to wash turds. They get smaller with every wash. The hole's only natural enemy is the pile, which is interesting if you...
She was goin' down the mountain doin' 90 miles an hour when the chain on her bicycle broke, We found her in the grass with a sprocket up her ass,...
Pooping rocks. Well, pooping rocks would suck, but pooping when the flow is good sorta rocks. Like if you aren't constipated and it's not to...
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Yah. Why are you talking about her behind her back?
I smoked a half a cigarette in 8th grade and got all sick. My teachers thought I was high or something. The funny thing was, I smoked weed all...
No, God means that God's actions are interpreted as Evil by humans because of their lack of understanding. God causes everything that happens to...
schizophrenia- a psychotic disorder characterized by loss of contact with the environment, by noticeable deterioration in the level of...
The dog was plenty pissed at that one, I tellz ya... Next thing i knows, theres this ferocious yelpin, and then a whinin mut runz by me beer...
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