oK, I give in. At the very least use this method of thinking to get laid more. If Game x doesnt get me laid with y type of girl, try game z. and...
I didnt intend it to be so much motivational as saying that eventually you can learn how to think for yourself and figure shit out. I was having...
I just want to show that I'm more than one dimensional. Not only is my cock large, I use my brain and heart...
will make his way to the end and get the cheese. Even if he has to bump every wall with his head before turning the right way, he will learn to...
I like how he called the female cop "sugartits" Classic!
I'm thinking about a girl
He needs to back off from the porn and other non natural forms of sex. He is jaded. He needs to only masterbate with you present so he conditions...
This is the best post evar!!!!!
pack for what?
i have a few greys and wrinkles, that lie doesnt work for me anymore sadly...
i have regretted saying i love you now a couple of times. all i can say is that actions speak louder than words.
I want to be raped by a girl. I'll pretend to be a virgin...
I'm drunk and shouldnt be driving so im inside.
Anybody love that movie, "The Crow"? There's a line where the bad guy says " A boy and his bird, how touching" isnt that fucking awesome!
I wish, it takes too long to get drunk
I usually multi-thread. The top front part of my brain thinks about life and such. The lower animal part of my brain thinks about sex all day.
When I trip really hard, i tend to believe that I have already died and am in the process of reliving my memories. Quite a mindfuck too
A.d.i.d.a.s.
I hope to have unprotected sex with yellow belly one day. Then I'm going to shoot on her face and make out with her. Yeah baby!
They are on MTV right now
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