Dude, just jizz on some TP. its not that hard to jerk off!
They will deliver anything anywhere in the USA for the right price. You should know that by now bellfire.
Are you talking about pizza delivery or what?
Don't blame me I never voted for that pig fucker
This is a pic from Comic-Con in San Diego! Go wonder woman! [img]
But animal noises are quite the turn on
Ever see the cheech and chong movie in amsterdam where they chase around the maid? She wears them out!
Lists are a turn off
Is that what you tell people when they see the french maid outfit in your closet?
I'm writing a book called "Things NOT to say to women" Its biographical, and its gonna be huuuge. I think i just added a new entry with that one.
I'd go gay for you, but dont tell anyone.
You were thinking with the wrong head
I thought you didnt want anyone to know about your "Mr. Happy"
Turn offs? I just hate chicks with dicks
Crazy girls are better in bed...
I want pics of said self pleasuring episodes...
You did nothing wrong, but why vasoline?
I do the no speaky english line
Speaking of armpits, I have been known to suggest armpit sex....and shaved armpits could hurt. So the fact you havent shaved them in a while is...
I'm glad you made these 3 points. 1. I dont believe God and man to be separated. We are life, a miracle in human form. If God isn't part of us...
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