Potentially face death and/or personal poverty every day. Would rather help Charles Manson escape from prison or Ted Kaczynski?
Coma, no question. Would you rather be scalped with a dull, rusty knife or have your genitals surgically removed under anesthesia?
You could always put your penis in it. It's worked for me a couple times.
I'll spare myself the broken bones and concussion and go for the heart. Would you rather clean Dick Cheney's asshole with your tongue after every...
Turn the volume down on your porn while your on the phone. I wish someone had told me that
Don't forget Univision
I've just been inspired to buy a bunch of Justin Beiber stickers to put on old mens cars
Im considering getting this tattoed on my upper thigh where it would only be seen if I'm naked, by someone whom I'm getting intimate with.
They have a few episodes on youtube :2thumbsup:
The Adventures of Pete and Pete ruined my life. It convinced me that a daily heroin and jimson weed habit is ok. I think it was largely...
I'll volunteer to be the feral child with a razor sharp boomerang. [IMG]
Almost only counts in horse shoes and grenades. All I'm hearing is excuses.
Are they trying to say that black people shouldn't own pets?
Putting a tampon in your dick once a month is the worst. Ladies have no idea how hard we have it.
Your best bet would be to smoke it off the foil like you would with black tar
Hang out at AA meetings
I give opportunities to the less fortunate by providing my services pro bono, unlike all the other greedy capitalist crack whores who are only in...
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