Vodka is made from the distilled tears of sexually abused unicorn orphans, so I think that means it's organic
You should seek help on the jedi forums as well, they can be very persuasive
I do not envy Glen's maid
But you could kill it?
Around here hundreds of deer and elk are killed every year in traffic. Cars seem to be their only natural predators so their numbers are booming,...
Someone Else Loves Feces
I'll quote Eric Cartman when he said "Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman"
Or just ask them to breathe heavily into the phone for a few minutes...wait...just a few more seconds...please...ok. I look forward to hearing...
What's the difference? Are you calling me a liar?
Would anyone believe me if I said I was Justin Beiber? Cause I am, but don't tell anyone or I'll have to change my user name.
I love the commercials where it's blatantly obvious that they're trying to not look racist (I think that's what they're trying to do?). There...
It's never too late to learn, don't be so down on yourself. Remember, practice makes perfect. Stay positive. Peace, love and God bless
Paonia
I work in a kitchen. One time we got a big shipment of fresh organic salad greens from a local farm. We washed them thoroughly and all that. A few...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk"]YouTube - George Carlin Doesn't vote
In anatomy and physiology in college we had to skin a dead cat. BTW, frogs intestines look identical to ramen noodles ;)
Didn't seem to work so well for Timothy Leary and Terence McKenna
The Sword and The Stone is awesome, stoned or sober. So are Dumbo and Pinocchio. Can't forget Peter Pan. I love 60's and 70's Disney movies. Real...
Im sure there's a Lord of the Rings type of planet in Star Wars so I'll be in Star Wars and have both. Would you rather be responsible for...
I guess the sweat because I wouldn't get food poisoning Would you rather be morbidly obese and bed ridden or have one arm and one leg amputated?
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