That's what I thought. But don't tell your mother. You know how she feels about it. :)
Shame is right, little girl. Spankings are in order. :toetap05:
Your mother and I are going to wash your mouth out when you get home. No daughter of mine is going to live in this house with that potty mouth....
Good job son. If you're diligent in your studies, I'll get you a summer job at the hardware store. Reverend Flatbush has some weeds that need...
It would help if your mother and I didn't have to listen to those lewd and indecent sounds you've been making. What would the neighbors think?! At...
Jesus H. Christ to you. I'm your dad, and you'd better treat me with the respect I'm due. :toetap05:
I think you should stay away from these awful discussion groups. Your mother and I are both in agreement on this. Your morals are in danger of...
I'm proud to say that my son is leading the way in moral character in this cesspool of a discussion group. :D
Well, if you get your grades up, I'll reconsider getting that special bike I promised you. :rolleyes:
Your mother and I have been worried sick about you. Just look what your pot and your LSD have done to your moral character. What did we ever do...
Well, your mother and I loved you once, but you've gone to hell with your pot and your LSD, and we don't know the area code. :toetap05:
Well son, I see that you've been doing your homework. Just what did that man's underpants smell like anyway? Your mother is still worried about...
Son, your mother and I just couldn't allow you in the house after you getting arrested with stolen women's panties filling your pockets. :toetap05:
Oh you know, son. It's the one with all the chochkey's. Well, it's been fun, but my metamucil is waiting. :)
Son, I have sired quite a few in my day. One day you'll know the force, and you will too. :)
Yes, I see you remember it with fondness as well. Well I have to go bang your mother again. She just won't quit tonight. Have fun, kids. :)
Did your mother and I teach you that kind of language? Did we? We've been worried sick about you. And that hair. :toetap05:
That's okay. Your mother and I will have a lot to say when you get home. :toetap05:
Son, you look confused. Every time you begin talking about the full moon, I can only remember that time in the shower. :)
Your mother and I are worried sick about you. :toetap05:
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