I'm writing an english paper
I'm staying in to help farmout can, becuase I feel nekkid without my fur.
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the internet makes it easy, because it takes away the race, the culture, and makes it easy for us to celebrate people for being the assholes they...
the blue collar comedy penis.
drop it from the top of the empire state building, and whoever it hits, give them 100$
after putting a pinprick in them and leaving them to sit in a warm place for six months.
I have to coat my body in nair so bbad doesn't shoot me instead.
build a 300 pound counterweighted trebuchet, and launch a single lonely egg.....a quarter mile.
because I can haz cheezburger.
suspend one in a fishbowl full of clear gelatin
I'm eating jello and annoying my cats.
I'm temporarily out of my mind. If I happen to come back, have me wait for myself.
And I have no way to respond to being called either of those things without looking like a total douche. If I'm sincere I'm some freakish creep,...
the way it was explained to me, is that karma's like this. If you're at the edge of a lake, and you reach down and strike the water's surface, and...
sweet....I've got 3 pounds of bottom round jerky that'd cook down real nice in the beans.
yeah, I know, I'm almost as bad as the care bears.
I'm sitting on the back porch, staring off and watching the wind ripple the grass, drinking a coke, thinking about nothing in particular, and...
You know..Orison, no offense, but I'm not sure if I should be complimented or offended by her remark...that was just...wow. Iv'e gotten the 'you...
he has a point. I've heard it put as 'no matter what you do or say, somewhere, you're going to offend someone, piss someone off and make them hate...
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