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  1. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    since farmout no longer exists, I have to take care of his farm til he remembers to think himself back into being.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Oct 17, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  2. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    because I'm a softhearted bastard and I'm doctoring a stray kitten.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Oct 12, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  3. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    I'm fasting.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Oct 6, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  4. Born25YearsTooLate
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    How NOT to get busted!

    (applause) Bravo. That's what a lot of people miss when they try to blend in, is 'blend in with what, exactly?' In this case, categorization is...
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Oct 4, 2008 in forum: Busted!
  5. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    :ack2: I'm with OWB, I'm trying to figure out how to cook up a set of books showing that my business of manufacturing shield blanks for the SCA...
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Oct 4, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  6. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    Because the cats are following me, dude.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Oct 2, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  7. Born25YearsTooLate
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    Do you own a gun?

    I'm not anti-gun, but nor am I completely convinced about the usage of a gun for home defense. I live in a relatively bad neighborhood, where the...
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 29, 2008 in forum: The Hip Polls
  8. Born25YearsTooLate
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    Hunting: your opinion.

    Kate- Well stated and well thought out.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 29, 2008 in forum: Animal Advocates Support
  9. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    I've got a new juice extractor, and I have to learn how it works.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 29, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  10. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    I'm setting up a mammalian cellulose breakdown system, based on a mongolian desert rat.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 28, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  11. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    I'm putting together an earthworm farm...
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 27, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  12. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    I've got to wait outside OWB's door, to see if the perfect woman has a sister, or considering ages...a legal daughter.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 27, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  13. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    I'm off with OWB to have my 5 a day of green veggies. :D
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 26, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  14. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    I've got to go over and figure out how to get OWB unstuck.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 26, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  15. Born25YearsTooLate
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    How NOT to get busted!

    Public intoxication (of any form) MAY be a criminal offense covered by local public nuisance laws. Be aware of that.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 25, 2008 in forum: Busted!
  16. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    Farmout's lost in my basement again, and I have to get him out.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 24, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  17. Born25YearsTooLate
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    Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

    give it to various people and tell them to unscramble it. If they figure out a way, hire them.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 22, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  18. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    I have a walrus at my door, and he's angrily demanding a 'blu bukkit'....
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 22, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  19. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    My bicycle is too obtuse for my guacamole fish.
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 21, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
  20. Born25YearsTooLate
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    "I can't come into work today because..."

    I'm writing an english paper
    Post by: Born25YearsTooLate, Sep 21, 2008 in forum: Games and Contests
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