Popcorn, sold in theatres and cinemas. First the crunching noise of people eating it, along with the smell. Then sticking to the carpets on the...
Nothing beats being woken up in the morning by the cat combing your hair with his paws, to gently remind you that it is breakfast time. :D
Are you going to invite Jane and I up from London, for a ride in your Reliant Robin in the drizzling rain. :D
I hate crosswords. They start off OK......Then they ask about a pop star or footballer and that's that. :D
I have just found his favorite symphony. [MEDIA]
You are getting as bad as me. :)
Memory foam mattresses, particularly when a company treats me as an idiot by trying to sell me a block of foam for £1,000 N
What do you do in your spare time when you are not horny. I would love to discuss your tastes in classical music and opera.
A lot of good advice.
Damage is one of the 4 factors that cause most reluctance. The second important concern is mostly barking, particularly if the owner is out at...
English pirates are very different these days. They retain both their eyes, arms and legs and get proper jobs in the film studios. Then they...
She should simply look for a dog friendly landlord. Then when she views the apartment it is important to take the dog with her, rather than being...
Purely for information, I would like to add that their are several remote islands off the northwest coasts of Scotland and Ireland, where incest...
I was about to wade in and tell you that it was all fake news. But when I looked at the world health authority figures to support my statements, I...
That one is a very different situation and one that should cause us to hang our heads in shame. 70 years ago we always had the village idiot, but...
My worries are that (at least here in the UK) LGBTQ relationships are considered fairly normal. When our daughter joined the club, marriage...
While I live I hope
If this is your work, are you descended from TS Eliot. :D
With the parties being sponsored by parasitic corporations who make billions by selling imported goods without providing a single job in the US,...
A friendly and light hearted pessimist, who is not easily fooled.
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