Not in a nasty way, but you really made me laugh. I could imagine the chat up line, "Quick, lets go upstairs, before I murder any more babies"....
How about the finale of a good Wagnerian opera, after watching it for 13 hours.? [MEDIA]
I would love to come along and meet you, but the trip from London may be a problem. :D As the guys from the east end of London would put it. I...
As an engineer, I regularly had to work in the girls changing rooms. Not expecting electrical and plumbing engineer's to be female, they hardly...
Most people would assume that you was trying to sell them something. :D
Anna Fedorova wins by a mile in my opinion. This is Tchaikovsky's first piano concerto. Her Rachmaninoff number 2 has 42 million YouTube views to...
Talking about ambulances, during the period when I was driving them in London, I got a call from a disabled woman to change the channel on her...
I can remember using that one when Jane was not slowing down sufficiently. The turn she seemed to be looking at was onto the railway tracks. Look...
This is my all time favourite. [MEDIA]
Is that not a bit too late after15 year. :) Don't worry. When we first joined HF and started sorting through the threads, most of us forgot to...
I had to read that twice before the penny dropped. Good one.
So if I asked AI how to build n electric car, I would probably end up with a steam engine. If I paid for an answer to the same question, I would...
Do you pity the poor soul who I take over and turn into a nutty professor. I must remember to remind him to open an HF account and avoid the...
You certainly brighten up a dull day on HF. LOL
Their is an old saying that once you join the BBC, you either leave in a casket, or a jar of ashes. Sadly John Sullivan is no longer with us and...
That is so true. Here in the UK, Roy Clarke and John Sullivan are the experts in this field, but instead of recasting a character, they flow on to...
Historically, a man is supposed to have multiple wives, to keep him happy while the other ones are popping the babies. :) Your family would end...
At least you could treat me to a £250,000 trip down to the Titanic, in a plastic submarine.
Husband being jilted at the HF alter. :(:( We could have a whole new thread on that one. :D
Now you know why while others just call me "The Professor".. HF call me "The Nutty Professor".
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