Thanks for noticing! :) I guess 50 years ago, you'd expect a longwinded answer to the question "How are you doing?" but today we don't expect...
Was he describable?
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It's was just weird a complete stranger would offer a detailed response to a What's up? / How's it going? greeting.
Prolly, I might have bullshitted with him if there weren't customers behind me. Same thing happens to me at the post office, an employee wants to...
Power of Attorney
Buying a cup of coffee at a 7-11 yesterday, I gave the standard "How's it going," to the clerk and he proceeded to tell me for five minutes while...
No such thing as luck, just probability. "Drivin' with your eyes closed. Drivin' with your eyes closed. You're gonna hit somethin' but that's...
I lol in public.
I wouldn't say earwax smells good, but it doesn't smell bad.
You took my answer. [img]
Dear you, Do me. Love, Me
You may want to try boob sometime. It has a delicate nutty flavor.
Your mom
Sex is a drug, releases endorphins, which is related to heroin. So all you pervs are junkies. Capsaicin, the active compound in hot peppers, also...
Shut up and show us your boobs.
I predict within 20 years toilets will be made capable of doing on the spot urinalyses.
How does your company feel about the author of that note not knowing alcohol is a drug?
Big Bird would wipe the floor with him. [img]
Hair in a can. [img]
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