Satan has quality, too, otherwise the Jews would not have needed to invent him.
Quality is the creator and destroyer of all things.
Well I am, cause I didn't read it all either.
You're a lazovert
Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken. When my cousin Donna told me that, I laughed for two days. Some things...
I think of the Lone Ranger and Tonto. I mean it can get lonely out on the range, and Tonto really knew how to pitch a tent.
That joke's as old as a submarine with a screen door, or a termite with a wooden leg.
What did the beaver say to the tree? It was nice gnawing you. That's a local one for these parts. In fact a family of beavers live in the stream...
Yeah, me too. I get called ma'am sometimes. I think customer service does that shit to fuck with people.
Gay marriage is legal in Massachusetts, you should keep your options open.
Bagels are a republican conspiracy to keep us down, man.
I have lots of interesting stuff, but it is not on display. Lots of junk lying around makes me nervous.
Shower
Wow that really is a stupid observation. :D Don't think I've ever seen the washer on the right.
I can play "shoo fly" and "she's coming round the mountain"
Did it all come out all right?
Mine get sweaty sometimes.
Pants, shorts and flannel shirts indefinitely until they get dirty. Underwear, socks and shirts are washed after every wear.
My sis made me a hackysack by filling a balloon with a flour. Works better than the original.
I agree somewhat, but if I had to choose between saving you or a chicken from drowning, I'd rescue you first.
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