Writing their names in the snow.
Duck and cover.
Will I be getting residuals?
Worse thing I've ever done to a nonhuman animal was to bite my dog when I was 12 because he wouldn't back off while I was cracking walnuts in the...
Underpants Gnomes did it.
[img] Isn't stomping cats how Jeffrey Dahmer started out... :leaving:
The Champ made me cry when Champ died after a fight and Ricky Schroder starting crying for his dad to wake up.
Your shirt says Summer, but there's no Indian.
Yeah, nobody wants hair in their food. :ack: 'cept for maybe GanjaKing, but it'd have to be a pubic hair.
I knew what you meant. I used to think "for all intents and purposes," was "for all intensive purposes." Hard to tell the difference speaking it.
I would play hardball with this angle and drag it out until you can get comparable or better position elsewhere.
:flowers:
Can you tell them your pregnant and that you'll sue them for attempting to deny a maternity leave if they try to fire you?
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. No, the white zone is for loading....
Like John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Was he propositioning oral sex? [img] We made a pact to roll a joint whenever the "This is your brain on drugs" ad came on. [img] :spliff:
I was reprimanded for dating a coworker. Didn't stop me.
"Mom, do you ever have that 'not so fresh' feeling?" :D
My Great Aunts were named Bernice (born 1902) and Willie May (born 1900).
My Aunt's name is Martha; Aunt Martha is the perfect name for an aunt.
Separate names with a comma.
