not gunna lie... i giggled a lil ;)
ya think... hmmm i dunno about that
*stands up* that better darlin
how come it is that you can be asleep for 10 minutes and have a dream that takes place over several hours... why isn't time relevant to time in...
i would like to add something to your jar i'm NEKKID woohoo
hey i've had sex with a super model... well he was an aeropostle' modle... so that counts yummmmm
well if LOST is there..... then yes...we are there yet
doood.... fuck my cycle... birth control was heavenly while i was on it... i hate being womanly... and i'm NOT ready for a kid... so.... but...
ugly... [IMG]
welcome hunny! hope you enjoy
next poster wins a third nipple!!!!! (tempting aint it :p)
i am not attracted to penis's unless it's in me really (sorry just being honest) but i think vagina's are weird too...
fuck yer way to popularity just playin... i know how you feel tho... between my shrink and my boyfriend i think i fulfill 2 of the 3 necessities...
bah ha. what a story... damn
cook some noodles... put in a can of cream of mushroom soup (no water) dump in an ass load of yer fav hot sauce... have orgasm.... spicy...
normal sex life.... sounds like a boring one to me :D
cummon... who doesn't love a good shower shit?
yay for marlbero reds!!!!!! and btw: this was fuggin hilarious
i have a neighbor named JAX i also like the name mason!
none... alcohol is evil :D
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