I kick snowboarders just like I did skaters in high school. Yeah, I'm a dick.
Tell them you have herpes?
They get robbed around here, day in, day out...few of the thieves are ever apprehended. I don't think you even need much planning.
Is that a Weeble?
Fuck you, ya fucks.
While we had very different opinions about life in general and often argued about it, I never lost respect for my parents. They did fairly well...
This thread is gay.
It's a movie folks...it's not supposed to be "real". However, your opinions are still valid!
Not long enough. I was in a relationship with a chick who's family was Lutheran...I'd go to Easter and Christmas services with them. This...
Mixture of both, I believe...
Looks like my freshman year of high school...minus the PC
Just be sure to freak out, rush to the nearest grocery and buy all the milk and white bread you can lay hands on. Because all weather emergencies...
I've heard rubbing vinegar into the dry areas helps. I've never actually tried this, so...
Hell, I thought we were all moving in with you HHB, lol.
Scenario 1) Not much of an issue. I generally have enough staples on hand to last a month. Granted, I'd be eating the fuck out of beans and...
Why not ask your "friend"?
All you need is "Bob".
I hope his casket was lined with rich, Corinthian leather.
Someone that's worried about what to wear to a Dead show is kinda sad.
I enjoy pooping regularly and strain free much more than the shitty high of pain meds.
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