First of all OP...who the fuck pisses on their hands? Sure...you MIGHT have to touch your schlonson while you pee, but Jesus Q. Knucklefuck...you...
Congratulations olhippie! You deserve every good wish that's sent your way today...
Last night's jizz...
I make up my own news.
KR does have some fine ti-tays...now, if we could only convince her to post a pic or two of that rump.
The late 70's cocaine addict look is always sexy.
Why the hell would you want to go anywhere? I thought you came to see me, asshole!
There are many methods to cut-up and poke holes through the thin film of "reality". So how real and obtainable is it, then?
Take a fucking shower you fucking smelly fuck.
The summer after I graduated high school. Wasn't much of a fight really. Some drunken buffoon was in his car with his girlfriend in a McDonald's...
Because going out would mean interacting with people. And people are the worst kind of assholes...
Aim high, kid...aim high.
I lose interest in my boner after an hour or so...believe it or not.
Yeah...being white sure is hard.
He should get to work as a door greater at Wally World...every dime of his minimum wage pay will be put into a "Fuck You" fund that he will never...
Just as I suspected...a tit thread that's sorely lacking in actual tits.
Booga Booga Booga...the scary negro is the Anti-Christ...he's coming to get you. Chew your fingers a little faster. It's the end of the world.
Socialized medicine??? Nawww...we don't need it.
No...we don't need sex-ed in our public schools at all.
There were cartoons at 4:00 am? The fucking farm report isn't on that early.
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