I don't know if I can answer this question really... My mother passed away after a massive stroke. Well, she had said stroke and was in hospitals...
Remind me to never ask you for a lift.
mmmm....fried balogna and eggs with hot sauce....drool...
The bones is retractable. That's why you don't feel it.
Written up about three weeks ago for Facebook comments. Long story...not real interesting. I've been written up, fired, yelled at, so many times...
It's not worth ruining your credit...
Papier mache monkey....$5 tops Your furry panty monkey?....name your price.
Ryan Seacrest or however you spell that talentless fucks name.
When my mom passed away. Jeez...three??? four years ago?
Pssst...wanna know a secret? Women don't give a fuck...
Not me. No one wants to see my mess...
This fucking thread is one bitch of a cocksucker.
Maybe this indian summer won't shun my sexual advances...
Once. It wasn't even full on sex...no penetration. It was a massage deal and I kind of had an idea of what to expect, but not really. After five...
17 is way too young to be having boner problems. If anything you should have the opposite problem. Get to a doctor man. Seriously.
Well...keep us posted.
It's good to know you're still kicking, Yosemite Sam. Is that varmint rabbit still blowing your shit up on a daily basis?
I'd bone every last one of you and I guarantee I'd feel no jealousy.
I make my own coffee and can talk to myself at home. Who needs friends?
I know a nazi skinhead. I went to high school with him. He lives in a red Dodge Shadow next to the abandoned Salvation Army store. I make it a...
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