Wow...anyone who was offended by that pic must not have been in a relationship with a woman that lasted more than a month. Here's a secret...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSab9Hgq1Ec
It's like a wispy patch of pure Heaven.
I will be your meatwagon to silent eternity.
Did your schlong turn hindu and not inform you?
I found a penny once that really wasn't mine. It actually belonged to someone else. Go figure! That's life for ya...quirky!
I'm not real thrilled about my nub of a penis and mantits...but I'm not crying about it either. Know what I'm sayin'?
Hell...I'd fuck Bear Grylls if he could find me a source of water in the desert.
Lemon Pledge! You get relief, you smell awesome when you're done and your little head will shine, shine, SHINE!
Can't be done... I don't think pit pubes get too long. They're kinda self-regulating.
They're little gifts from heaven.
Add glasses, a bushy goatee and puffy she-nipples and this would look a lot like me. Oh, and lose the towel.
WINNER!!!!!!:party::smash::sifone::party:
I think it's just my nature. I finally quit PMing dick shots to the lady forum members a couple weeks ago though.
Sho' 'Nuff...Cinci area, more or less...less really.
medical research and bar bets
pix or GTFO
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