Indeed...meaty...thick...KA-POW!!!!
And I'm not saying you're not hot because you are. I was just sayin'...thinking out loud. Oh, hell. Nevermind. I'll quit before I dig a giant...
I never asked for pics and I still haven't received any.... Eh, imagination is usually better.
Good old Bill...we could use some of his commentary these days.
Please school us on this matter. I'm serious. :bigear: I can use all the lady attracting knowledge I can get.
BHF, the only way that tampon gun could be any better was if it fired used ones. Hell, it probably does.
Hmmm...all the attractive women around here are taken by men that can't hold a job through deer season. I also see quite a bit of the...
I agree that no one can make you do something you truly don't want to do. As for myself however, sometimes it's just easier to go along with some...
Yep...it's already thawed...use it for the stew. He'll get over it.
You're all a bunch of half-wit cocksuckers. Better?
I wouldn't say it makes you an asshole...you're probably just bored with the routine. Try spicing it up with the wife. Then again, I'm a dude...
Meet me in Columbus.
...and my Christmas is now complete.
I would have accepted the offer...
Some sip, some chug. Others stretch the skin over their knees like a t-shirt.
I wear tie dye socks with camo pants. Beat it, chugnuts.
I took a shit earlier. Does that count?
Twat Trebuchet? Gash Gun?
Maybe he has a breathing disorder and you're all a bunch of dicks. Nah...just kidding. I wouldn't hire the little shit heal, either.
Madonna is a leathery old whore. You are not. So, no...you don't look like her.
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