It's a mutual thing. Neither can exist without the other. Bill Hicks said the human race is a "virus with shoes". He was probably right...he...
Drink, drink, drink... Vomit, vomit, vomit... Regret, regret, regret...
Vegan terrorists...how fucking gay is that?
Fuck it...who cares what they think. Wear what you like.
French toast would so be worth the diabetic nap that would follow...
Every time you dyke out...an angel gets its wings. You have to do it, Kinky. For the angels.
Bunny...go outside and build a snow fort. One with a roof. Spend the night in it. That'll cure you.
I'd totally go gay for "little man" Kinky.
Yeah...the follow through is very important.
That family that rocks together, loses their hearing together. Ha ha ho...seriously though...that's freakin' awesome.
How'd this work out? You still kickin'?
He deserves 75 million for putting up with that leathery transvestite for ten years.
Eh...I ain't president of her fan club. I couldn't care less.
I wonder how Keith celebrates his birthday? I bet there are some spirits and substances involved. The man may look bad...but damn...just think of...
I got a promo copy of one of her albums a couple years ago. It's actually pretty good. It's all in French obviously, so I don't know what the fuck...
We're all a bunch over over-fed shit factories. Every. Last. One.
More than likely... I sliced a sliver of index finger completely off while slicing tomatoes in a diner I worked at. I left my area to assess the...
I've never met one person that was mature.
....and on and on it goes...
Exactly. Something else I learned in sixth grade. Everyone feels they have the right to spout off about what they see as other people's faults....
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