The ultimate commercial artist! He was great... Oh, to be that gay, that talented, that filthy rich, that hip...on and on.
I ate a bunch of dyed christmas cookies once and my shit came out bright red. That IS NOT what you expect to see when you stand up...
Damn. It's held up pretty well.
Shit man...enjoy that hair. You'll miss it when it starts plugging the drain.
Howdy, fellow flatlander!
This club I used to go to back in the day always had the video of her on the flatbed truck...they played it non-stop on the vid screens while the...
I've been shaving my melon for ten years or more...so I know a thing or two, lol. When I first started shaving it I used a razor and...
Only when I fuck Javier the gimpy Spaniard houseboy.
I just got home from a friend's house...had to reformat his laptop pc for this very thing. I ran malwarebytes in safe mode first. It found it and...
Tell them to call the free crisis line next time...because yours is not.
If you weren't gay, I'd marry you.:o:D
Pussy feels the same no matter how big your dong is. So quit sweating it gentlemen. Seriously. This has been done to death.
I wonder how many of them... a) knew their picture was being taken? b) knew where they were? c) had the clap or crabs? d) were carrying enough...
I don't know what success is...so I'm really no help.
I just cranked one out for every page of this thread...
(11) No, I said I'm going to bear down...
The bunny would be very nice rolled in a little flour, salt and pepper...fried until crispy. With a side of mashed taters and some gravy.
Neither..both are unmanageable, opportunistic whore-faces. Get a cat/dog for companionship. Jerk off to relieve the back-up.
No matter how shitty you think your deal is...there's at least 10,000 other poor fucks that have it worse. So cheer up, dickhole.
There would be more urban sprawl and more overweight Canadians. And they would be dumber. And their gene pool would be well on it's way to being...
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