You are cute, you are sweet...come and use my face as a bicycle seat!
Thinks anal retentive is the act of putting minor things in the rectum!
I dunno Johnny, I think you maybe should have boinked her by now mate!
Wants a girlfriend that doesn't end in JPG or MPEG!
jkjkldkdso Jolly Kings Jokingly Keep Luscious Deserts Kindly Delivering Sour Oranges! grt
Did you hear Roseanne Barr was arrested for importing drugs? They found 20 inchs of Crack in her undies!
What is your name? Craig 4 letter word: crap Vehicle: commodore (its australian) City: Cork, Ireland Boy Name: Curtis Girl Name: Carmen Alcoholic...
With me its the Libran's! Or the Kangaroos & Koala "bare"!
Imagine this! [img] mmmmm...funny because its a cartoon...but not good!
Sagittarius hey! Half man, half horse....licensed to shit in the street!
ya gotta have a larf...Lifes to short to be serious all the time!
Boink. Boink. Boink! oops sorry Boing. Boing. Boing. jumping up and down in my undies!
I suppose it hasn't got the same impact when your reading it! But i'll try again: Ok sweet cheeks, you seem like a pretty cool sheila, how about I...
Oh okay, so if some kiwi comes along and flirts with you and offers you a bunch of Pink Lady's, then the accent won't work anymore? lol. You can...
Well us ozzies can do it outsilde all year long (because of the climate).
Soulfull Thinker
Impressive! Glasses on, a complete turn on!
Well done Mitok, thanks for getting back on the subject. Its good to see your easily impressed!
Bribed Feline Riot
Keep me postered mate!
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