old fashions take a little effort to make good in fast paced bars bartenders don't give a shit they just want to crank out as many drinks as...
some bars don't put the tequila in cause it's expensive>in my area that is... ps. i fucking love tequila and am so disappointed that so many...
hahahaha are you saying there's no virgins in hawaii? drink purple fucks, they have vodka in them, but also blue curacao, cranberry juice, 7up...
you are way more vagtastic than me, that's why i like you in the pants yank those are some amazing ideas however my brother already has a 12...
i wear stripper glitter all the time and when i cum i throw glitter in the man's face i refuse to participate due to october being taken by zilla
**** punt would serve me no purpose in this situation however, i could kick him in the balls or set fire to his bed obviously i'm being pissed...
i'd be cool if i was like the last person on the list actually...
i would do that, especially after all the stuff you said you put/got but i really suck at sending things in the mail
i usually bottle up my emotions but then they slip out, this weekend was a giant slip out for me edit> but don't worry, i'm bottling them up as...
if you were house i'd let you penetrate me my older brother moved back home and claimed the basement as his, therefore my heavy bag is no longer...
cock goes into pussy but i'm acting like a vagina is what he's trying to say mikey so shut it! you're gonna make me cry! i'm not looking for...
what a vagina actually, no one says pussy anymore :rolleyes: and yeah love you too hot knitting needles you say... will crochet hooks work?
it doesn't matter i'm fine lode how did you stop crying when you were mad?
these shoes cost three hundred dollas these shoes cost three hundred dollas these shoes cost three hundred fucking dollas LETS GET EM! aw yeah,...
do you ever cry when your mad? i cry all the time when i'm mad it's almost the only time i do cry i fucking hate it and yeah i'm crying right...
i should probably start lifting weights i have trouble opening my gaterade bottle...
i really wish i actually had balls...fucking figures of speeches :rolleyes:
also i hope that you are all happy i did that cause it took alot to get that off so i can wear my low cut tops to le bar tonight
i don't get this fapping business.... confused blond man, my tits look alot tittier in bras
more than sketchy
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