where /is/ the personals section? i've never found the thing.
well, since I wind up being reminded that 'setting them on fire' isn't a socially acceptable option.. I try to empathize first. then if they're...
well, I think we've taken the cheese puns past the point of milking them dry, so why not go with music? :)
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it happened at a zoo... it wound up being otter chaos....
there was a horrible accident involving a dugong and a barrel of dye..... oh! the hued manatee!
sorry I've been a whey so long!
mel! I used to be quite fondue of you iirc!
neighbors across the street have a psychotic tremble rat which is legitimately smaller than some of my toilet trout, that they let roam free.. it...
you, sir, have created a muenster.
I love it when there's a gouda one! Never found one cheddar than a nice cheesy groaner!
and that's the long and short of it. and it's because you're lazy. It's hard to change. it's easy to sit back in a pool of self-pity and despair...
my exwife use to tell me that I talk in my sleep.. mostly about sheep eating my feet, or I'm looking for a spear/club because there's an...
one of the last times I smoked, me and a buddy got so high we couldn't light the fucking pipe. not singly, not between the two of us. we couldn't...
Ahem. I have a very important announcement to make. Banana. That is all. goodnight.
I had a bit of a punctuality problem. lol
I'm lonely, and I have been for so long, even in relationships, I think I've forgotten how to meet people. I definitely don't remember how to do...
windy, liquid light, mysterious night, I miss all y'all.
"You ruined me for anyone else. I've never felt that in my life, and I know I never will again, unless it's with you. I want to hate you, but...
whoa. I'm totally fucking late in replying. sorry, bud. It was some automatic writing I did while asleep, apparently. I went to sleep meditating...
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