i got one that just happened today. Its not erotic, its funny. I had just practiced shooting up into the air (at the moment of climax, squeeze...
XD "HALF!"
heh, first try was almost a failure because of that XD. I had my cock in the tube with all the blobby, chunky casting material (felt really weird...
The homewrecker is messing with your head for even telling you this stuff in the first place. I know "free-speech" she can tell you if she wants,...
I've got Theme-park enthusiasm! [IMG]
Mitch Hedberg, may he rest in peace, is one of the reasons i love standup in the first place. Dain cook, Gabriel Iglesias, Luis Black, George...
Huh? Why? I have them, never bothered me. In fact i think this little evolutionary trend will grow to where some later generation of human will...
Um..No offense at all, but your whole statement kinda contradicts itself. I'f you're brave enough to say " i always want to give my friend a blow...
uh, let me get this strait, is the point of this thread "Is there risk for STD?" or "Is this a bad thing that i did?"? Cause, theres no risk for...
Ah yes, but you are overlooking one thing, my dear Kunoichi! ^^ SNL is SKIT-comedy. It is great as well, but We speak of Standup! The ultimate in...
Psh- 'tsokay. Simple mistake, i've been known to spell the word "reply", "replie". And use to, i would constantly say "ov" instead of "of" XD i...
So who likes a good stand up show? I know that I've been impressed by stand up comedians since i was a little fella, and that was what inspired me...
Ah, she's had it rough to begin with. I told her if it botherd her we didn't have to do intercours, but she insisted. Well, she's use to it now....
-to let me screw her." Is that what you ment to say? Cause the only way your penis size is going to prevent your chances of GETTING a girlfriend,...
Personally, i like to think of my girlfriend using the homemade dildo i gave her for valentines day ^^. Thank you cloneawilly! Hahaha
well, i'm sorta the 2nd and 4th option ^^U... Well i was one of those guys that HAD guy-friends, but i enjoyed spending time with my two...
Yes, in fact that was part of the theory ^^. Though it was the smaller part. It had sort of a 50/50 chance whereas, i stated earlier, that the...
:lol: Ha! My experiment seems complete, and my hypothesis is correct!XD Though the story is true, and "Pocketmonster" (as my girlfriend so...
HA ^_^ Kegel exercises are really easy and you can do them all day without anybody noticing....exept if you're erect at the time... then their...
The link didn't work b4, but now it does XD
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