^^Hehe, You must not be Catholic. Catholics have a god all their own that says, KILL! WHIP! BEAT! DAMN!*trips* ......YOU SAW...
Well, i know he's not British, but for some reason that reminded me of Jimmy Carr XD. "My girlfriend said to me one night, "I want you to tease...
Do the hickeys that live on your cock tote shotguns and play banjos? Do they have poor dental hygiene?
I'm not in any way attempting to shorten anyones' freedom of speech or belief. People can consider themselves anything they want to be called. I,...
It is believed that sexual "experimentation" between members of the same sex means nothing, especially with females. A common misconception. I...
1. No. FWB/fuckbuddies are friends that hang out, but occasionally fuck when either one might need a good lay. In you're situation, you are what...
There have been a hand full of "Rate My Penis" threads lately fallowing my thread "Rate mine....ladies only^^". Its probably just a coincidence...
I love the unique designs, and all the vivid color coordination! Her art looks so chaotic, yet orgonised into great uses of value and so much...
I'm watching comedy central and Demetri Martin's special, "Person", IS on and even though i've seen it three times before, i still love it. He's a...
remember, buy your hand dinner before expecting things of it!
yeah, i agree XD. This is like, animal cruelty. You wouldn't make a little kid help you masturbate would you? Cause thats what animals are to me....
This other incident involves my friend Amanda, a skinny redhead that resembles Julia Roberts with very fare skin. She had invited me to her house...
I, myself, have never been caught(though I've come close.). Being deceptive is a trait that i'm both proud and ashamed of, but I've always...
...Hmmm, how did you get him to do it? Dogs love peanut butter, did you like, spread peanut butter on yourself or something? Sometimes women will...
....O.O....How to ask him? All you have to do is come out flat and ask him and make sure there aren't any big words. He'll have his pants off in...
I wouldn't really call this an epidemic or a serious problem, but for some reason in this present age everyone and their mother are striving to...
I shave the shaft, but i keep the rest evenly trimmed. Wow, thats a tongue twister Shavetheshaft-shavetheshaft-shavetheshaft... And i know what...
Ah yes, this is very good. Not only will you talk about replacing her ruined clothes, you can also explain why you carry around an inkwell.
Hey! Just ask him! Maybe he's trying to get fastest time!XD Like a sprint contest or someting XD No, but seriously, just sit down and talk to him...
I'd rather hang out with a slut than a home wrecker. Sluts, just have lots of sex, but home wreckers' main intention of pursuing someone is to...
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