Cock Rubbing Friction Time. Fuck Yeah!
Oh, cheeky! Come now, luv....you just want to hear naughty tales of ribaldry. Bell ends, fannies and whatnot.
I got mine, so fuck you! Don't force me to give a fuck! This is ahmurika!
Coffee and a banana.
I was probably googling hairy or hippie porn, chicks with a bush....something like that. I'm not proud, but that's pretty much how it happened.
Never considered it. No one has ever refused my schlort.
Assuming that all the porn I've ever watched has been accurate; all you need to do is go over there when your girlfriend isn't home and... A)...
It's only a problem if you're a 15 year old boy telling lies to your classmates in the locker room.
With all due respect....you've read way too much into my comment. This is RT. It's not that serious.
If only people put as much thought and effort into the inevitable divorce....
No, no, no.... The two dudes are supposed to bugger one another. The chick just makes sandwiches and cleans up after.
I never did enjoy spirits. It also didn't help that damn near every time I drank liquor ended in a hurlathon. I will still drink a beer with...
I don't know any other way than "All Out".
Mmmmmmm....Vaginas!
Mouth? No. Coffee cup? Probably.
Old balls.
This thread warms my heart.
Don't ask. Sneak attack!
Give his round eye a good licking during a blow job. If that doesn't bring him around, nothing will.
All of the women I've been with seem to prefer it from behind. I do my best work in good old missionary though. According to me, that is...
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