My personal opinion is that musing on the mobility mechanics of the obese is actually more counter productive than the minimal door opening time...
The only time I've ever been caught was recently, by the girlfriend. Nothing really happened. She knows I jerk off a lot. She watched until I was...
BBAD, I have a similar story. I was cranking one out to some porn when I got a knock on the door. Now, I never ever had unannounced visitors at...
I drink Mt. Dew Code Red with ski goggles on when I extreme fuck.
What kind of lazy-assed Goodwill is this? I've never heard of this concept before. Every Goodwill I've ever been in has stuff separated.
Beautiful stuff! Sorry I can't offer more constructive criticism than this. I really don't know anything about photography.
I wholeheartedly approve of this brand of tartiness. Hotness!
Probably depends on the woman's perception of the "feeler". If he looked like me, she'd more than likely freak the fuck out and arrests would...
Oh, one more. Opiate addiction is neither cool or fun. Stop it. Go drool and be a drain on someone else's time/society.
Tattoos are gross. One or three...cool. However, if I'm having difficulty seeing your skin, you're an idiot. And for fuck's sake, whatever you...
I call my man cave "THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE."
Take off the rose colored glasses. Now. This is called "letting you down easy" in woman-speak. Like a lot of women...she wants everything. She...
Me and my schlort do just fine.
It's "We the People"...not "We the States". We had a civil war over it. Fuck state's rights.
Her type of music was not my bag but she was one mighty talent. Too soon.
I've heard nothing but good reports from several people about Red Wings but I've never actually owned a pair. I'm currently wearing a pair of...
This commercial sucks.
I understand the power exchange/dominance thing but, I really just enjoy being engulfed in her ass and pussy! Seems like it's easier for her to...
Beautiful!
It seems Ozzy and Sharon think everyone's replaceable. Ozzy goes through band members like socks. Bill should be in...it ain't really the classic...
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