Your girlfriend is a whore, OP. It starts with shoulders and next thing you know...full release in his car on lunch breaks.
With the exception of the OP, this thread is full of liars.
This thread is full of panty waisted motherfuckers.
I'll tuck the shirt in for funerals and job interviews. Otherwise, fuck that shit.
I got jack shit and I'm okay with that.
I hope to be doing as little as possible. I can't think of one New Year's Eve where I went out and had a good time. Piss drunk by 10:00, ready...
Be sure to top off your drink and make a bathroom run. My list of grievances is a fucking whopper this year.
That's the only way I do it these days. No more crust on the shower walls.
I used to go to DQ for the chocolate covered strawberry Blizzard until they stopped making them. I get the Hawaiian Blizzard on the rare occasion...
Mr. Winkus A. Pooperton
I wonder if she's as expressionless in the sack as she is on screen?
Do yourself a favor and buy, steal, borrow or download "Live at the Old Quarter"
Sleep. Right after a delicious meal. Only be getting one tonight.
I really enjoy licking the old snortch and can't really separate it from the overall act of getting it on. So, no. Fuck no, in fact. Whore...
Standards, OP. Learn to lower them.
A real man wouldn't post in this thread. Oh....Uh....Damn.
The end of this week will bring the beginning of another. Fuck optimism.
Welcome to marriage or any long term relationship OP.
Continue to exist on the brink of poverty. Just like the last 20 years.
Zero fucks would I give
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