If scrapple is anything like goetta...it's fucking AWESOME!
I like both pretty much equally...mind you the sour cream can not be expired and the asshole has to be fresh out of the shower.
I take pride in stankifying my workplace. Reading material is essential. No shit -n- get on the clock man.
PM me her number???? :cheers2:
I'd move that TV for half a BJ...you wouldn't even have to finish me off.
I'm Welsh and Scots...which means I have a tiny penis and I sunburn like a mammy fucker. I also have substance and anger issues. (due in part to...
Pretty pretty! I could do without the snout ring but that's just me.
My Mom's dead. Thanks for the buzzkill of a thread, dick.
Lesbian porn is pretty much all the same...kiss kiss, couple half-hearted licks on the clam and out come the ridiculously large...
Depends on the woman. Some have cavernous cunts with seemingly no nerve endings. Therefore, they require abnormally large sideshow cocks.
I'm pretty sure he's part Samoan. Not really a guess...pretty sure I read that somewhere.
Unless it's completely uprooted it should be just fine.
I thought the world was once black and white like old photos and films. When my Mom told me that was not the case, i was very confused.
Shit, Pilot was already mentioned....
Here's what I know about Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden. He screams like a sonofabitch...he's supposed to be a world class fencer. (There's...
If I can walk through the freezer section with my nuts up inside my torso AND my giant she-nipples at attention...you can too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g Posted this disturbing shit in another thread earlier today...
I'd say it's my dependability. If I give you my word on something you can count on it happening.
Because we have unrealistic expectations of ourselves and others?
Disappointment seems to be never ending. I can live with that. Heartbreak? Only happened once. I won't let it happen again. (Famous last words,...
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