This would explain my micro penis and my love for all things Michael Bolton.
Three women was a good start... ZING!
A dump in the oatmeal would be a far worse thing...
Probably. I hide it along with the rest of my shame.
Man, that's some intricate work. Update us on this...I'd love to see the progression.
Chuck Billy sweated on me. True story!
The last time I was in a mosh pit was at a Testament show in like....1987??? A few years ago I went to see Rollins Band when they did their...
Sure you do. I know deep down inside your heart...you want to have my mocha skinned children.
I've contributed fuck all to HipForums...both monetarily and intellectually. So, it's me.
I mainly stick to Starbucks for two reasons...price and consistency. There are several local coffee shops around here. I've been to all of them...
Most porn follows such a strict formula it's hard to find anything worth wettin' my willy for. It's almost always...25 seconds of chat, strip,...
I would think the bigger peeve would be against the women who play right into this shit. Anyway, Sure...let Vick play. It's not like the rest of...
Some of you think your shit doesn't stink and that you can be selective about who eyeball fucks you. You don't get to weed out the "disgusting...
This would give me 6-8 more hours to curse humanity.
Wow...those are wonderful! Your sis is very talented, She's beautiful,too...that's a hell of a combo!
How can anyone have a favorite? They're equally nasty.
moon flower and hippychickmommy are the only two that live reasonably close. There used to be some kid that lived about 20 miles away...forget his...
There is no meat without a little killing.
YOur eating the gristle off the ankles really. Not the hoof. But yeah...pretty gross.
Meatloaf is pretty disgusting. Think about it....even the name is gross. Meat. Loaf.
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