I know how you feel. Except I'm a dude.
Perhaps we should all cut our balls off or sew up our vagina's for the OP since she really seems to want a magical, genderless world.
Why would any man pay to go to what will most certainly be a sausagefest of moustachioed "gentlemen"?
Damn. I though this was going to be about peeing and pooping. I like it when I eat too much fiber and my sewer pickles get really bulky....
Of course you blamed your boyfriend first.
You missed the joke. Anyway...they all have various titles. I don't see how referring to them as "editors" or "runners" or "service reps" could...
80 miles for some weed? Damn. Guess my 5 minute drive to the local laundromat isn't too bad.
Yeah, I work in an office of roughly 130 people. Eight of us are male. The rest I refer to as women or ladies. At least to their face.
"When you think you've applied enough lube, use double that amount" Don't remember where I first read that statement but it's pretty much...
They weren't that bad. I'd knock 'em around some...
Ok, first of all I don't believe a word of your post. Natural selection, eh? By your argument, wouldn't we have fewer overweight people in the...
She'd look fantastic with her tongue in my ass.
Last week. May get into some stanky panky tonight.
Since there's only one of me...I don't have to wait for that five top to open up.
You know that guy in every restaurant who's sitting alone and reading a book? That's me.
Can't rape the willing...
SHe deserved a medal or something for at least trying. Maybe a ribbon for showing up. Redheads...mmmmm. Red on the head, fire in the hole.
Another pop star. NOT COUNTRY.
I just checked. He still sucks. Success does not equal good. Toby "Pussylips" Keith
That's what I'm sayin'. Deisel Dyke Truck Rally, here I come!
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