Where's my technicolor sweater when I need it?
Fixed :puke:
Gingrich-Palin ticket = COMEDY GOLDMINE Sadly, it also equals a giant middle finger to America.
My first was a red head when I was 15. She's a lesbian now.
Where is this fanasy land that OP speaks of where women are allowed to earn more than men? I keep my women chained up in an empty cistern.
You'll have to cut back on the hair dye, then. Nah...just kidding.
It seems to have that effect...
gravy train
Massive jelly roll, then?
Hell, they cut services and reduced salaries all year to pay for fireworks and parades. Can't disrupt the illusion of peace, prosperity and...
People are different. LOL
social worker weekend whore Most seem to semi-professional moochers living off Grandma's kindness/senility.
If I were a woman I think my favorite thing might be the ability to leave pussy prints on the sheets.
ginger beer
I keep saying it because it's true. Pussy feels the same no matter what size your dong is. Don't sweat it.
There's your problem.
Yeah, what he/she? said... It's like they passed a fucking law that encourages me to litter.
Fixed. :D OP...follow that dream!
The problem is that things are never that black and white. Having a blanket law that tries to cover all the bases gets a lot of innocent folks...
You've never met me. I can rock 'em with my stubby dong just fine, thank you.
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