After we got the ban the pubs werent the same, how can you sit destroying your liver without helping fuck up your lungs from second hand smoke at...
yeah and if you take the mcdonalds slogan i'm loving it and change it to i am loving it, it becomes ailing vomit
i went looking for santa once and fell ''accidentally'' down some stairs, really i think it was a plot by the man himself to be able to spend less...
i know but its an annoying fucking tv show, it pisses me off so much but it makes me want to watch it more and more coz i want to know whats going...
i'll drink any tea as long as its not earl grey, that shit is awful
hmm....thats tricky i guess i got this shirt for pulling stove men, its got lil trees on it so i thought they'd like it, its also got little...
well my microwave is kinda dead, and i have a habit of setting them on fire, same with toasters, actually i think i set the microwave on fire the...
i bunr toast all the time, or beans while making beans and toast, why cant the beans and the toast cook at the same speed?
yeah but my brother puts butter in it, seems a bit yuck to me though the milk does make them pretty watery
ive already seen the first episodes of S3, and ohhh, ohhh ohhhh OHHHH!!! there alright ya know
i dont know much, dont touch me dont touch meee!!!! okay i'll let ya have a sneaky grope *wink wink*
well of course it needs butter, just not milk
eww thats distgusting, milk in it gives me the boak, and it makes them so runny, its an unatural consistancy for patooties
okay this shall be an unboring thread, it shall be! Though first something unboring must be thought up to make this thread about, but what hmm.......
babe if i can ever afford one of course i will [img]
did ya see the thing on the telly about the competition to be the voice of the speaking clock, hope they have a sexy voice doing it this time...
does anyone know any cures before i wake up tomorrow and the shit hits the fan and sprays all over my groggy face
because im a sucker for pretty things and im probably gonna end up an impoverished student next year so might as well enjoy it while it lasts
*holds head and prepares to be sick in the sink* no cant say ive had one recently
was looking to buy giant microbe plushies and i came across this, its a plushie of an aids microbe but it still isnt as cute as the kissing...
Separate names with a comma.