Not me, but that's me. We all live our own lives and make our own choices. If it works for you, that's great. It would be a shame if you were...
I have some "distractions" that keep me going if my lady hasn't peaked yet..... 1 Count up from 101 in prime numbers. 2 Try to do really...
Why? Did you have a whopper?
OK, here's how it feels. Take your penis, and---oh. You don't have a penis. You don't have all the nerve endings and scrotal sensitivity. That's...
I want all those hot young women who bombard me with emails about hooking up to be real.
It's only wrong because you aren't doing it with me. NOTE FOR THE IRONY IMPAIRED. THIS IS A POST THAT IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY. I...
What does red look like to a blind man? How does Mozart (or Zeppelin or Daftpunk) sound to a deaf woman? How does pate de fois gras taste to a...
I've had anal with several women. Two of them made it clear that once it went in their ass, that's where it stayed. One was happy to go...
Down here we call 'em "mumble pants". You can see the lips moving but you can't hear what they're saying....
Why is a womans asshole like a 9 volt battery? because, even though you know it's wrong....sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on it.....
1 Wax 2 Shave in a HOT shower or bath. Use plenty of shaving cream and a NEW blade. moisturise afterward (or better yet, get your partner to do...
If it didn't have veins, it wouldn't get hard...... Veins differ in dicks, just like they do in arms or foreheads.
I'm a guy. I don't think ANY decision with those consequences (ie, pregnancy) should be the responsibility of one person only. I have. I know...
Nup. I've had at least 3 who could do double that.
If the girl that owns them is letting me see them, I don't care what size they are. I'm just gonna fall to my knees and thank the deities for the...
True love can be creepy. Listen carefully to Every Breath You Take by The Police. If a dude wrote that in a poem (or a Youtube vid) and sent it to...
I don't see how asexuality-which means without sex, without sexuality- can involve feelings of sexual arousal (being horny) and masturbating. No...
LMAO....I'm old enough to be YOUR father, boy. As for you "I need some perspective" post, try 1 Putting it in the correct sub-forum 2 Not...
Depends. Can I see the video?
Oh you're right. I'll convert, thank you for saving me. I don't know WHAT I was thinking, having all that great sex that made my partner and I...
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