Bu...but Kong dies. Is sex with you fatal?
Yeah. It's so lonely in the closet. :'(
You can have two biscuits and a corset. But I get the fishnets! Man I am generous. >.>
Well, some people talk about you. But I can't disclose names or anything. TOP SECRET you know. I have a terrible head cold. I sound like Fran...
No. But it does make you unhip.
Nothing. Nobody talks about you. Is that sad or what?
I'm wearing the thong! You can have a frilly headdress, K?
Pride day is a lot of fun. You can go with me. You'll be my beard. Does that make sense?
No simian. I meant how are you?
I want SPIDERMAN. If you can't gimme him I'll take Austin Powers.
Damn. This is what happens when I get defensive. BTW howsit?
So, it's like 1200 A.D. in Va?
So mini-pizza's are like gonads? Or hooters? And I had sex today thankyouverymuch.
Wha? I totally commented on your sig. Touchy touchy.
Hahaha I know a twenty year old Virginian. Just clone her and you'll realize your dream.
I dunno how these pheromones still work over the computer. I'm amazing. O.O
>.> Action me RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW!
Morte your sig is like an illusion that's confusing my opticals.
Only if it's on toast babe. I got the hottest biscuits ever.
How can you have friends you don't like? O.O
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