I love missionary as long as the angle is right.
SA-WEET! Can I have a lover that you wrest me away from with your rapier wit and dashing smile?
I just said that sos your feelings wouldn't be hurt. I don't really like floppy 'gineys. Sorry.
No. Sleep is something I don't have to lose anyway.
Oh OH!! I wanna be the hot sister!!!
Have you the ability to teleport or something? Cause I'm in my head and you're across town from easy street.
Thanks. The waiting was killing me.
Highbrow has loose lips.
Well, how else are we supposed to do it?
Easy Cheese is an abomination.
Sure. FUCK YOU!
No. You assumed I dyed my hair. >.> That is my natural color.
Not since that sausage I ate at the fair. Got any DILDO in you? And OMGWTFBBQ how could you not know I'm Irish? I got red hair, green eyes,...
Is that one o' them rhetorical questions Lodog? And I heart crab. As long as it's already shelled. Cause I'm not into working too hard to eat.
Second generation laddie. Checkit!
Soooo...if you're a one man orgy, exactly how many sets of genitals do you have? And I love appetizers. They better not be Easy Cheese on a Ritz...
O.O I'm hoping to give it to a bunch of people on New Year's Eve. Ima be a kissing fool!
Yeah. I bring the funk. And the noise. You better be bringing some good stuff too.
I'm the picture of health. Except for this cold.
You too NaykidApe. On the Happy New Year part.
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