Decapitated by a helicopter blade.
Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime.
Full of love.
Humorous.
Catching malaria from a mosquito.
You were a gay novelist.
Haha I liked that clone part :D /writes down. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.
Sucka?! Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.
Yeah right, you can talk about shit if you weren't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you!
Waiting for you to say something intelligent is like putting a candle in the window for Jimmy Hoffa.
King's whore.
LOL :D I'd say something back if you weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? PS: This was all joking, now I need another one to have fun with. We've had enough. :)...
I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
When God was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door.
You light up a room when you leave it.
Priest.
There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or better yet, suicide.
Oops was it yours? I fed it to the dog! Hey where's my pants?
You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you.
Separate names with a comma.
