Somebody told me you have less sex after getting married. I hope thats a lie!
He must have been talking about the beast with two backs...
Asking you if you want some mexican in you isn't racism, its a pick up line sweetie.
Howard stern is a pretty funny jew too
The next time i get that rip snorting drunk, I'm going to use that sugartits line. Its pretty good.
yes, the reception part. the do you take her and him, another one bites the dust bit is boring.
Blaming Jenna jameson for your wanking habit is like blaming mcdonalds for making you fat.
I like weddings, free booze, lots of single girls feeling sorry for themselves for not being married. Rickety old relatives causing chaos and...
He said sugartits and f**k jews.
They hate us for our freedom fries!!!!
whatever, when i get married dont sit by the window waiting for the postman.
The post office must have lost my invitation to the wedding cuz i didnt get one.
I'm really liking Godsmack right now
"Officiate" Like a referee?
I was joking about the pastor thing. i just like stirring the pot.
Oh, i dont want to marry her. But I'd fancy a shag!
I'm a scorp
I'm thinking dirty thoughts about that girl above
I lived with a girl once when i was 21. good thing i didnt marry her. she was nuttier than squirrel shit!
My pastor says shacking up is of the devil!
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