after hearing all this,,, suddenly living in a tent doesnt sound too bad
sea salt (who eats a sea slug?)
18th amendment passed
early bird special (sure a diner around you has one, and E sucks)
real men gets pulled over by a cop. lets the cop go w/ a warning (lol)
damn.... who needs crappy roomates when you live in that place huh. was going to say, at least you dont have a crappy roomate,, but,, damn dude.
new york style pizza
why, hello officer
dried apricots
eggs and brains (yes, it's a real food google it. sorry to make ya'll sick btw)
just be wary of taking a dump while wigging ballz on acid. (man,, did i wipe it all?? fuck im trippin!!)
besides, isnt it more important to find a cool chick you can chill with anywayz? (of course you dont want a nasty slut though) i think it...
i completely understand what you're saying dude. but you dont have to think of it as her meaningless fucks, or how many dudes used her a cum...
sno-cone
doughnut
unless your an uber christian, dont end up with a girl that's waiting for marriage (hate me all you want) enjoy your youth while you still got...
lol double t's!! SO here goes: granola bar nestle milk chocolate bar (see how i fixed it) :)
what he said
real men dont sagg their pants
krout
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