SLEEP WITH ME DAMN YOU!
One of my pet peeves is when people deny animals have emotions!
No, I'm Ihmurria!
Yes always. And then some more.
I can't figure out how to edit my signature.
Mystical_Shroom = Not Ihmurria.
It's HipForums. Everyone is a grumpy hypocrite.
It won't do anything except make you look like a stupid hippy.
Fucking hippies.
I've been thinking about telling everyone, cuz I'm bitter that she wouldn't sleep with me.
You mean everyone's been in the loop all along?!
My entire relationship with my ex was my most embarassing moment, and it lasted 1 year and 8 months.
I know Imhurria's secret alter-ego.
Girls don't like "the art" because it evens up the playing field and threatens their concept of being "individuals"... girls don't like it when...
Sleeping. No one can outsleep me.
Yes. I like the frills on the edges, nice touch.
I'm sorry. I stole it. I used to go commando but I got tired of getting shit stains on my pants so I stole your underwear cuz I'm a hippy and have...
Trying to fuck a girl who's got a boyfriend is really lowdown and dirty.
After dating a psychoqueen, I have newfound appreciation for being single!
Yes. It's ironic. Give women the respect they ask for, get a life of loneliness in return. Treat women the opposite of how they say, and get laid...
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