i meant "simplify" it dammit!! i like kiwistralian rainbow humpers too, but only ones named lauramay.... hows that for love?!?
uhmmm it was probably close to a week ago(on the phone), and while she doesnt "piss me off" so to speak ,she just annoy the shit out of me...
well, i found out this morning we live next door to a master warrant officer which is one step below as high as you can get without being a...
that depends... do you remember ME?
when the fuck am i ever hateful?! fuckin bitches around here....gawd im kidding sorry laura i'll play like a nice little rainbow humper now....:)
I don't understand a word of this...could you please simply it into layman's terms for us non kiwistralian rainbow humpers?!:confused:
but i thought me and luckystripe were the same person?!:confused:
for raunchy semi anonymous sex?! i'm game... where do you live? do you have bus fare to get home?:D
oh, well in that case, what are you doing still dressed?!
depends who the sex is with?
get with the fuckin program here champ, eat or be eaten, its the laws of the jungle
it is TOO bad isnt it??! one can always hope though
and i keep it in a jar and snuggle it every night....don't worry, i'll treat it good
i would so stick in your mouth just for a moment of silence
its common knowledge:rolleyes:
the prodigy not only has famous cleavage but can spell too!! be still my heart
sssshhh, dont tell anyone here... i like pretending i have a penis must you ruin all my fun?!?!?!
i was talking about me dickhead, not you, see!! you are full of yourself;)
apparently multi tasking at this hour isnt my strong point.
no its not cool at all thats what the last 6 pages have been about.... not the sharpest tool in the box are ya?!
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