Yeah, we rural Americans "are more down to earth". We're also "rednecks". Stay up on the frozen tundra.
Didn't you read William Burrough's "Naked Lunch", Teepi? A couple times in there he says, "Young boys need it special." (I'm not certain he was...
I was there--twice--in 1967 and again in 1968, but I'm about tired of talking about it. Go back over the archives for the past 8 or 9 months-- the...
Is that what the big picture is-- a nebula? I thought it was a MRI of my brain after being drunk about 5000 times and doing some dangerous drugs....
Isn't a "female cow" redundant? I was raised on a farm, too, and a heifer is a cow that has never had young--look it up. Actually, we had 60...
Once again, ShamelessHeifer has it right-- aside from Jimi Hendrix and maybe a stray cat left over from the Beat scene and the blacks that lived...
Don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but if Mr. Blackwell can hand out worst-dressed awards every year, why can't I? (Just who the hell IS he,...
Aha! I thought so-- why else would you have his image on the back of your nickels? 4 or 5 days out? What sort of pussy are we referring to?
When I lived in SF, I can assure you that the Fillmore District was a ghetto-- mostly black. I don't know about now.
In Pennsylvania, Reagan is worshipped, Bush is idolized and white-tailed deer are eaten. I understand that in Canada, you pray to the Great...
CUTE? She may be a very sweet person, but she looks like something out of a Robert Crumb cartoon. LOSE THOSE HIDEOUS BOOTS! And, what's with the...
How awfully, terribly unfortunate.
The only thing I'll thank Lyndon for, is not running for a second term. When the news hit the late edition of The San Francisco Examiner, I was...
The bus is loading--step right up! BEEP! BEEP!
Forget "hippie". Who bought you that ugly outfit? PUKE........
I've always loved "shameless sluts" (or, whores, trollops, hussies, twat-queens, monster-gashes---all these ultimate words of fuckstick, bed-room...
Well, ShamelessYoungFemaleCattle That Has Never Been Bred-- (That's what a heifer is!), there are no free places to get these cats de-nutted or...
Could one of you young hippies tell an old hippie how I change my avatar? I can't recall how I set the present one. (I was drunk, no doubt)....
Are you ball-busters busting my sweet Lovelitelisa? That ain't cool. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH OLDER MEN? Eh? My last three...
Bye, bye, Alden! Don't let the screen-door hit you in the ass! Actually, Karol4u, I was just fucking with you (not about your resemblance to...
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