Or, weird, anyhow. No problem: all my offspring have my sese of humor.
Perhaps you could paint my three granddaughters as mermaids-- fishy tails and their pretty faces-- like the Sirens luring Ulysses to his doom....
Well, I guess I ain't going to bed just yet. If you like to barter, I'm a stone-mason who actually can carve stone. Maybe I could carve you a...
Mimosa: YOU come out and herd these cats: I can't even get those independent fur-tornados to come in when it's 10 degrees unless they feel like...
I'm drinking home-made grape wine my 79 year-old buddy gave me, and it's starting to assert itself. I'm going soon, but I see you have a...
Our posts crossed--my typing was too slow. WOW! That semi-nude I like. I would buy it (if I was rich) and hang it. It's expressive and...
Goddamn, sweetie: it's hard to say Picasso was the biggest phony of art in the 20th century: the museums are replete with them. Shit, I forgot...
Are those red things supposed to be Satan fixing to drag her down? All in all: interesting, though I wouldn't want in my living room. I have...
Hey, SH and teepi-- I'm basically a good guy who has a lot of friends and makes new friends easily. Those that know me either love me or hate me--...
There's no goddamn arrow-- I kept farting around and I have to put my mouse on a smily-face above the message board and then see what happens--...
Sorry to hear your mother died when you were so young, teepi. You've survived and are a strong woman, I can see. Someday you'll return to Cuba:...
Jesus, Teepi! I was just joking about any crush! WHY DOES EVERYBODY TAKE EVERYTHING SO GODDAMN SERIOUS ON THESE STUPID FORUMS? Didn't you ever...
Don't get into those infernal video games-- they make one stupid. Get a library card-- they're free-- and join the Literate Generation. I have...
Is that where those big turtles come to lay eggs? Can you get a hunting permit to kill one after they lay their eggs? Sounds like enough potential...
I don't have the slightest clue what a "tregus" is, but, yeah, I have a suggestion. QUIT MUTILATING YOUR BODY! When you die and stand before...
The solution to WHAT is obvious? But, maybe you weren't responding to me. It's obvious to a dis-interested observer that you have a...
I'm glad your mother escaped Castro-- she is blessed. Someday, the vile tyrant will die and the good people will rise up, kill all the Commy...
Sheep lie (as on the barn floor or the pasture), but they never tell! My neighbor dropped off a jug of home-made wine and I'm investigating it....
My God! What a deadly combination! I'm 85 per cent Irish (on both sides--my mother's side is 100 per cent), so the English aren't exactly my...
Gate68, sir, you are mistaken: Lawrence Welk's career crashed when he was caught in a grease-pit nude with Jeff Gordon, the NASCAR driver. And,...
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