7. Or maybe not. Remember, THEY are watching....you know, the two salivating giant aliens from The Simpsons. They run the world. Or maybe they...
Ivory62. Because I have a jazzbox (semi-acoustic rockabilly/jass guitar) that is ivory in colour, and I was born in 1962.
Doesn't sound very laid back to me.... Lose him. You'll get over that much more easily than you will deal with being "the other woman" after he...
This happened a few years ago on another forum (completely unrelated). It ended up with reports of under-age sex, people hating each other and the...
Mine certainly don't smell sweet to me. They're so toxic they could be weaponised.
As I've posted elsewhere, the problem is chauvinism in religion. That is, My God is better than your God or My God is the only God or (worse) My...
8 centimetres is small. I actually didn't know that trolls used the metric system. Learn something every day.
Depends on whether I've ironed it or not
I guess trolls have to eat, too....
All pussies are lovely. Especially the one in which I am currently ensconced....
Whatever. If you don't get it, so be it.
You forgot some other reasons men can achieve erections. 5 Hunger 6 Lack of hunger 7 Drunkenness 8 Sobriety 9 Being awake 10 Being...
You said she was 15 and you were late teens/early 20s. The law says that constitutes pedophilia. 15 is a child. I'm sorry, but the very fact you...
I just learnt something about the English language. Pedophile can also be spelt N Z M A L E Who'd have thought that?
Nor has my music collection...are you saying that's not serious? *tongue firmly in cheek*
Use the saliva from deep in your throat, it's thicker than the stuff from your tongue. Other than that, you sound like you're doing just fine. :)
It wasn't if you asked a former US president.
You're in the UK. Even my dick isn't THAT long.....
I give up.
FFS.......someone tell him, he ain't listening to me.... nzmale, I can only hope you are making all this up. If not, you are a) giving our...
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